The *other* Ana­conda video

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Low-fi Aus­tralian band Braves has re­leased a new sin­gle. It’s called Dust and it’s caus­ing quite the stir on­line. How­ever, it’s not so much the sin­gle that is grab­bing at­ten­tion; it’s the star of the mu­sic video. The team at #Trend­ing was just as cu­ri­ous as on­line view­ers. Shaun Ross, an Amer­i­can fash­ion model known for his strik­ing al­bino ap­pear­ance, has a big sur­prise that is re­vealed near the end of the video.

As he ap­proaches the cam­era, you re­alise he is not wear­ing a swim­ming cos­tume. It’s all good for a while, un­til the clev­erly placed shadow moves away from his crotch area to re­veal what seemed to me to be the star of the next Ana­conda movie.

He keeps walk­ing and his man­hood keeps swing­ing, much like the trunk of an ele­phant. In fact, I know some ele­phants that would be en­vi­ous of this guy.

As soon as I saw what the homie was pack­ing in this video, I cried foul. There was no way that it could be real. I mean, how would he go about wear­ing pants? To lead a life with that much pe­nis at­tached to you would prob­a­bly be ter­ri­ble, not to men­tion how painful sex would be for those “braves” (see what I did there?) who de­cided to take on his ana­conda.

Shortly af­ter it was launched, on­line sources seemed to con­firm it was a pros­thetic used for shock value and to en­hance the video. But this is one pros­thetic that’s un­likely to win its wearer an Os­car.

Check the vid out for your­self on YouTube. – Phum­lani Sithebe Langa

EX­POSED US fash­ion model Shaun Ross re­veals more than we bar­gained for in a new mu­sic video from the band Braves

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