Not & Not
Ntokozo Qwabe, an elite kid studying at Oxford, didn’t want to pay a waitress a tip, so he turned to land politics. What a fake! Leave land activism to the real activists who make South Africa proud, like Ma’m Lydia Kompe, Nomboniso Gasa, Andile Mngxitama and the late Sikhosiphi “Bazooka” Rhadebe. Pay your tips, Ntokozo. More importantly, get an education. Matthew Theunissen, the separated-at-birth twin of racist estate agent Penny Sparrow, this week let off the k-bomb on Facebook because he was upset at Sports Minister Fikile Mbalula’s efforts to level our sports fields. Then he apologised after he enraged the nation (and his family). Take a hike to Timbuktu, you racist.