3 COMMON ENDINGS DEFINED
In a fit of pure rage, you break up mid-fight. Weeks later, you reconcile, quickly get engaged and pretend it never happened. (Kinda like Prince William and Kate.)
The Blind Side
You did not see this one coming – aka the ultimate emotional sucker punch.
It’s like that maths problem where the limit does not exist, and you keep getting back together just to rehash the who/what/ when/where/ why of how you two can’t possibly work.