COSMO Quiz: What First Im­pres­sion Do You Make?

Cosmopolitan (South Africa) - - CONTENTS -


When you spot a hot­tie at a bar, your eyes im­me­di­ately go to: a) Your phone. b) His pack­age. c) The flirt­ing tri­an­gle – left eye, right eye, mouth.

2 Your go-to host­ess gift is: a) What­ever’s un­opened in your fridge. b) Poo-pourri.

c) An en­graved soap dish that looks an­tique. ( Thanks, Su­per­bal­ist!)

3 On day one of a new job, you make sure to: a) Avoid ask­ing col­leagues per­sonal ques­tions. You’re not here to make friends. b) Add ev­ery sin­gle co-worker on Snapchat, HBIC and re­cep­tion­ist in­cluded.

c) Prep a (funny but pro­fesh) 30-sec­ond ex­plainer to rat­tle off ev­ery time you in­tro­duce your­self.

4 Dur­ing a lull in din­ner-party con­ver­sa­tion, you’re most likely to bring up: a) The over­all trend in rain­fall over the past 10 years. b) An­other guest’s failed at­tempt at hid­ing a hickey. Sex jokes al­ways break the ice.

c) The last Shonda Rhimes show you saw, be­fore en­cour­ag­ing a dis­cus­sion on its fem­i­nist un­der­tones.

5 Your typ­i­cal first­date move: a) Show up 15 min­utes late and ask the guy for change for the car guard. b) Re­quest a com­pre­hen­sive re­la­tion­ship his­tory with the first round of drinks. It’s like rip­ping off a plas­ter.

c) Come pre­pared with Kate Hud­son’s best rom­com one-lin­ers so you can turn on the charm at any point.

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