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‘MY BFF AND I PLAY THIS GAME TO AVOID UN­WEL­COME FLIRTATIONS: WHEN WE’RE AP­PROACHED, WE SAY, “WE ARE FRENCH AND SPEAK NO ENG­LISH.” IT WORKS – EX­CEPT FOR ONE TIME AT A COF­FEE SHOP. THE BARISTA GOT EX­CITED AND TOLD US HIS LIFE STORY IN FRENCH. ALL WE COULD SAY WAS “SÍ”, WHICH ISN’T EVEN FRENCH… HE RE­ALISED WE WERE LY­ING. NOW WE CAN’T GO THERE ANY MORE!’ -KRISTINA, 28

‘It was sum­mer and the air-con wasn’t work­ing, so ev­ery­thing was really sweaty. I told the guy I was hook­ing up with that I hadn’t shaved in a while. He said, “That’s good” – then pinned me down, threw my arms back and licked my armpit ag­gres­sively.’ -MAG­GIE, 24

‘BAE AND I MADE TACOS AT HOME – HE PREPPED THE WHOLE MEAL, AND IT WAS AMAZ­ING. LATER, AS WE WERE GET­TING IT ON, I FELT A BURN­ING SEN­SA­TION DOWN THERE. THAT’S WHEN I RE­MEM­BERED THAT HE’D CHOPPED ALL THE ONIONS AND CHILL­IES… I ASKED HIM WHETHER HE’D CLEANED HIS HANDS PROP­ERLY. HIS RE­SPONSE? “OOPS. I WAS SO EX­CITED TO HOOK UP THAT I FOR­GOT.” OUCH!’ -JASMINE, 27

‘I was sex­ting some fan­tasies with a guy and it got pretty steamy, so I de­cided to share with my girl­friends. I sent a screen­shot of the sexts to my BFFs group chat. Within mo­ments, I looked back at my threads and re­alised I’d sent the guy the screen­shot! I was hor­ri­fied. He was a good sport about it – but it was an in­stant mood killer.’ -SILIZA, 27

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