WHY DO GUYS SLEEP WITHOUT A TOP SHEET?
Beds are hot! Especially with two people in them. You think some flimsy fabric will protect your precious duvet from our sleep sweat? Nothing stands a chance against that perspiration avalanche, and an extra layer only makes it worse. And then there’s the whole issue with our arms and legs getting tangled. If we wanted to be contorted in unruly linen, we would take an aerial-yoga class. And for those who do the hospital-style tuck-the-sheetsuper-tight-under-the-mattress thing, I have one question: why are you trying to trap us in a 500thread-count prison? Women should just leave their top sheets where we leave ours: in the closet, for when the fitted sheet is dirty and we’re too lazy to do laundry.
GUYS DON’T GIVE A SHEET!