WHY DO GUYS SLEEP WITH­OUT A TOP SHEET?

Cosmopolitan (South Africa) - - LOVE LUST - -JU­LIAN STERN

Beds are hot! Es­pe­cially with two peo­ple in them. You think some flimsy fab­ric will pro­tect your pre­cious du­vet from our sleep sweat? Noth­ing stands a chance against that per­spi­ra­tion avalanche, and an ex­tra layer only makes it worse. And then there’s the whole is­sue with our arms and legs get­ting tan­gled. If we wanted to be con­torted in un­ruly linen, we would take an aerial-yoga class. And for those who do the hos­pi­tal-style tuck-the-sheet­su­per-tight-un­der-the-mat­tress thing, I have one ques­tion: why are you try­ing to trap us in a 500thread-count prison? Women should just leave their top sheets where we leave ours: in the closet, for when the fit­ted sheet is dirty and we’re too lazy to do laun­dry.

GUYS DON’T GIVE A SHEET!

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