WEIRD THINGS DUDES HAVE BLURTED OUT DUR­ING SEX

Cosmopolitan (South Africa) - - LOVE LUST -

‘I was laugh­ing and told her I was think­ing about how my dog once pooped in my mom’s shoe and she stepped in it and screamed, “It’s so warm!”’ -DUSTIN, 27

‘I told her, “Wow, you should really write text­books on how to do that.”’ -TIM, 24

‘We had just eaten so I said, “Sorry, I have cheese­burger belly.”’ -MARTIN, 24

‘ We were hav­ing sex for the first time in a tent, and it was rain­ing. As things heated up, I said, “God, you’re damp.”’ -TYLER, 22

‘When I cli­maxed, I cocked my head back in movielike fash­ion, and for some rea­son the sound “goo” came out at full vol­ume.’ -AXEL, 23

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