COME FULL CIRCLE
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement village are sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, “Sipho, I’m 83 years old now and I’m full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
“I feel just like a newborn baby,” Sipho says.
“Really? Like a newborn baby?”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think I just wet my pants.”