DRUM - - Good Laughs -

Two el­derly gen­tle­men from a re­tire­ment vil­lage are sit­ting on a bench un­der a tree when one turns to the other and says, “Sipho, I’m 83 years old now and I’m full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”

“I feel just like a new­born baby,” Sipho says.

“Re­ally? Like a new­born baby?”

“Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think I just wet my pants.”

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