DRUM - - Good Laughs -

A man boards a bus and sits next to a gor­geous woman with a baby. Soon she starts coax­ing the baby to breast­feed it. But the baby is be­ing dif­fi­cult.

“Come on,” she says, “drink it all up or I’ll give it to this nice man.”

Ten min­utes later the baby still won’t latch on. “Come on, dar­ling,” the woman per­sists. “Have some or I’ll give it to this nice man.”

At this point the man says, “Lis­ten, lady, could you make up your mind? I should have got off four stops ago.”

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