A man boards a bus and sits next to a gorgeous woman with a baby. Soon she starts coaxing the baby to breastfeed it. But the baby is being difficult.
“Come on,” she says, “drink it all up or I’ll give it to this nice man.”
Ten minutes later the baby still won’t latch on. “Come on, darling,” the woman persists. “Have some or I’ll give it to this nice man.”
At this point the man says, “Listen, lady, could you make up your mind? I should have got off four stops ago.”