Frikkie is sitting on a park bench when he sees his long-lost buddy, Gatiep, walking his way. As Gatiep comes closer Frikkie notices one of Gatiep’s shoelaces is hanging loose.
“Gatiep. Howzit, my china?” says Frikkie, giving his buddy a lekker friendly manly hug. “Hey, ma bra. Howzit, Frikkie?” “Hey, all’s cool . . . Hey, Gatiep, have you noticed you one of the shoelaces on your takkies is undone?”
“Yes, I have,” says Gatiep, inspecting his shoelace.
“Hey, pal, I think you better do it up before you trip and fall,” Frikkie says.
“No, man. It says here right under my takkie – ‘Taiwan’.”