Lingerie Patternmaker (Specifically bras). Applicants are required for the position of Lingerie Patternmaker. The suitable applicant needs to be hardworking, responsible and thorough with great attention to detail.
The ability to work under pressure and as part of a team is very important. Good communication skills required. The successful candidate will be responsible for the patternmaking, fitting and all related admin for ladies lingerie. Applicant’s response: I want this job! I can fit a bra, will pay close attention to detail and communicate well (chat up the model). The only problem might be with the part calling for responsibility.
PROOF OF WHAT
can happen if a wife drags her husband along to go shopping: Dear Mrs Murray,
Our store is considering banning your fam- ily from ever shopping with us – unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of his offences over the past few months, all verified by our surveillance cameras. Memo –
Re: Complaints Things Mr Wayne Murray has done while his spouse is shopping: 4 August:
Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a packet of M&Ms on lay-by. 15 September:
Set up a tent in the camping department and told shoppers he’d invite them in if they’d bring pillows from the bedding department. 23 September:
When a clerk asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked: “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?” 10 November:
While handling guns in the hunting department asked the clerk if he knew where the antidepressants were. 18 December:
Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through yelled: “PICK ME! PICK ME!” 21 December:
When an announcement came over the loudspeaker he assumed the foetal position and screamed “NO! NO! It’s
¤ those voices again!”