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FOR DOG LOVERS: THE REA­SON a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail in­stead of his tongue. - Anony­mous Don’t ac­cept your dog’s ad­mi­ra­tion as con­clu­sive ev­i­dence that you are won­der­ful. - Ann Lan­ders A dog is the only thing on ear th that loves you more than he loves him­self. - Josh Billings The av­er­age dog is a nicer per­son than the av­er­age per­son. - Andy Rooney Dogs love their friends and bite their en­e­mies, quite un­like peo­ple, who are in­ca­pable of pure love and al­ways have to mix love and hate. - Sig­mund Freud I won­der if other dogs think poo­dles are mem­bers of a weird re­li­gious cult? - Rita Rud­ner A dog teaches a boy fi­delity, per­se­ver­ance and to turn around three times be­fore ly­ing down. - Robert Bench­ley Any­body who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones If I have any be­liefs about im­mor­tal­ity, it’s that cer­tain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few per­sons. - James Thurber If your dog is fat, you aren’t get­ting enough ex­er­cise. - Un­known Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should re­lax and get used to the idea. - Robert A Hein­lein If you pick up a starv­ing dog and make him pros­per­ous, he will not bite you; that’s the prin­ci­pal dif­fer­ence be­tween a dog and a man. - Mark Twain You can say any fool­ish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says: “ Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!” - Dave Barry Dogs are not our whole life but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog bis­cuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. - Phil Pa­s­toret My goal in life is to be as good a per­son as my dog thinks I am. ¤

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