STILL NOT HAPPY with the way players of different South African rugby teams are chosen, Sarfu released the following set of new rules to be implemented with immediate effect: 1. The Cheetahs will choose at least five
black players. 2. The Sharks will choose at least five
Indian players. 3. The Bulls will choose at least five Eng-
lish-speaking players. 4. The Lions will choose at least five Jew-
ish players. 5. The Stormers will choose at least five
rugby players. HOW MANY CENTRAL BANKERS does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one. He just holds the bulb and the earth revolves around him.
How many economists? Seven – plus/ minus five. ABSA HAS FIRED Danisa Baloyi due to her ties with the very questionable Fidentia. However, the businesswoman says she did nothing wrong and is going to turn the screws on Absa for having treated her so badly.
It looks as if the new Bok van Blerk song wouldn’t be inapposite here: “Baloyi, Baloyi, gaan jy die boere nou looi?” THE TSWANE MUNICIPALITY is actually named after General De la Rey’s nephew General Tswanepoel. So now there needn’t be any more objections to the name change. MALE TALK EXPLAINED: It would take too long to explain – I have no idea. • We don’t need material things to show our love – I forgot our anniversary again. I have my reasons for this – I hope I can think of something fast. FEMALE TALK EXPLAINED: It’s your decision – it had better be my decision. • Do you love me? – I’m about to ask for something expensive. I’ll be ready in a minute – sit down, put the TV on. I should be with you within an hour. You have to learn to communicate – listen to what I tell you.