STUPID QUES­TIONS AND THE SMART AN­SWERS:

Finweek English Edition - - Piker -

MARY: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do you think, Peter? PETER: A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly. BOY: May I hold your hand? GIRL: No thanks – it isn’t heavy. GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY: You love me... BOY: I’d go to the end of the world for you! GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there? GIRL: If we be­come en­gaged, will you give me a ring? BOY: Sure – what’s your phone num­ber? GIRL: Dar­ling, I want to dance like this for­ever. BOY: Don’t you ever want to im­prove? BOY: I love you and I could die for you! GIRL: How soon? WAITER: Would you like your cof­fee black? CUS­TOMER: What other colours do you have? ¤

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