Piker couldn’t verify the age, diet or existence of Hattie Mae MacDonald (101), supposedly of Kentucky, but won’t let the facts stand in the way of some healthy advice.
Reporter: “Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?”
Hattie: “For better digestion, I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine. For low blood pressure, I drink red wine. In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch. And when I have a cold, I drink schnapps.” Reporter: “When do you drink water?” Hattie: “I’ve never been that sick!”
NO WHAT IT APPEARS
An old nun, a cute Swedish girl, an American guy and a Frenchman are all in a train car. The train goes into a dark tunnel and all four hear a slap. When they emerge, no one says a word but the Frenchman has a red hand print across his face.
The nun thinks that the Frenchman groped the Swedish girl, so she slapped him.
The Swedish girl thinks that the Frenchman tried groping her, but groped the nun instead, so the nun slapped him. The Frenchman thinks the American groped the French girl and she mistakenly slapped him instead.
The American is hoping there will be more tunnels so he can slap the Frenchman again.
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave because they realise the potential danger of the situation.
A LIGHT SITUATION
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Some obscure number you’ve probably never heard of.