Gus Silber @gussilber
Mmusi Maimane’s leadership slogan, “Believe in Tomorrow”, is sure to earn him the support of procrastinators everywhere.
Tren Griffin @trengriffin
Secret Wall Street analyst code: Strong buy = buy; Buy = sell; Hold = sell you idiot; Sell = salvage what you can; Strong sell = you’re toast.
Chester Missing @chestermissing
JOB REQUIRED: Qualifications: It’s complicated. Focus: Broadcasting. Specialities: Self-management, primarily re. pay increases. Name: Hlaudi
Donald Trump’s wife always sports the look of someone who married for money and now regrets it.