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Gus Sil­ber @gus­sil­ber

Mmusi Maimane’s lead­er­ship slo­gan, “Be­lieve in To­mor­row”, is sure to earn him the sup­port of pro­cras­ti­na­tors ev­ery­where.

Tren Grif­fin @tren­grif­fin

Se­cret Wall Street an­a­lyst code: Strong buy = buy; Buy = sell; Hold = sell you id­iot; Sell = sal­vage what you can; Strong sell = you’re toast.

Ch­ester Miss­ing @chester­miss­ing

JOB RE­QUIRED: Qual­i­fi­ca­tions: It’s com­pli­cated. Fo­cus: Broad­cast­ing. Spe­cial­i­ties: Self-man­age­ment, pri­mar­ily re. pay in­creases. Name: Hlaudi

shauna @gold­en­gate­blond

Don­ald Trump’s wife al­ways sports the look of some­one who mar­ried for money and now re­grets it.

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