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The tur­moil in global mar­kets, which saw the rand breach R14 against the US dol­lar for the first time, al­beit in a sin­gle trade in the early hours of 24 Au­gust, caused quite a stir on so­cial media. THE NEW YORK TIMES PROB­A­BLY HAD THE BEST AD­VICE TO DEAL WITH THE HAVOC:

In­hale, ex­hale. Re­peat. Then watch ESPN. Look­ing at the rand, I’m so grate­ful that we paid our $10m bribe to FIFA back in 2007 and not to­day. Saved our­selves mil­lions of ronts.

AND #THINGSSTRONGERTHANTHERAND:

Chances of Zuma Pay­ing back the Money

Ash­ley Madi­son Se­cu­rity

Ste­vie Won­der’s eye­sight

Dial-up in­ter­net con­nec­tions

Sup­ply Chain over­sight at PRASA

Trust in Metro­rail

Morn­ing breath

Nando’s Mild

White peo­ple’s curry

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