Why did the chicken cross the road?
Donald Trump: All Mexican chickens who wish to cross this road must submit to a complete background check and a full body search. Hillary Clinton: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road? Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with that chicken. Dr Phil: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realise that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road.
What we need to do is help him realise how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems. Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. Alone. Martha Stewart: No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. Dr Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with the toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed it I’ve not been told. Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. Oprah: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens! John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. Bill Gates: I have just released e-Chicken2015, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your cheque book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of e-Chicken2015. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot. Albert Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
Colonel Sanders: Did I miss one?!
“I’m sorry -- our department has no need for humour.
Have you thought of trying the private sector?”