Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Just announced that as many as 5 000 ISIS fighters have infiltrated Europe. Also, many in US. I TOLD YOU SO! I alone can fix this problem!
Tom Eaton @TomEatonSA Well that’s easy. Like the man says: send Trump to ISIS headquarters, alone.
#ConceptSixty5 @Sentletse Who takes Zuma seriously? I suspect even the Guptas laugh behind his back.
sabelo ndlangisa @Bhintsintsi Edward Zuma compares the landing of the Gupta wedding party at Waterkloof to Bill Clinton’s state visit. “Is the West superior to the East?”
Barry Sergeant @BarrySergeant What distinguishes the Guptas is their inability to manipulate SA’s mainstream media, unlike a long list of dodgy corporates and banks.
Michael Jordaan @MichaelJordaan Optimists have more fun but pessimists are right more often.
Katherine @KThonvold Congratulations! Your software finally irritated me into upgrading it.
Busted Flip Flops @GrillinChillin9 I’m no scientist, but I’m sure that gravity is at its strongest while lying in bed early in the mornings.