I have a question. = I have 18 questions. I’ll look into it. = I’ve already forgotten about it. I tried my best. = I did the bare minimum. Happy to discuss further. = Don’t ask me about this again. No worries. = You really messed up this time. Take care. = This is the last you’ll ever hear from me. Cheers! = I have no respect for you or myself! “Bet you’ve got nothing like that where you come from.”
“No,” admits the Texan. “But we’ve got plumbers who could fix it.” Upon entering it, he declares: “Trump supporters are assholes!”
A second man gets up from his barstool and yells at the first man from across the bar: “Hey! I take offence to that!”
“Are you a Trump supporter?” enquires the first man.
“No,” the second man replies, “I’m an asshole.” Three burglars break into a building and are confronted by a soldier, a cop, and a politician.
The politician tells the soldier to kill Burglar #1, and they go down, grabbling. Both die.
The politician then tells the cop to arrest Burglar #2, and the two beat each other unconscious.
The politician then walks up to Burglar #3 and says: “I just saved your life, your freedom, and tripled your share of the loot. I think 20% is a fair cut.”