At the zoo, a gorilla dies of old age, right before it is supposed to open. The gorilla had been the only at the zoo as it was not making much profit. He was, however, the zoo’s most popular attraction by far, and management decides they can’t afford to go without him even for a day. So the zoo owner asks one of the workers to wear a gorilla suit they have in storage. The worker is offered an extra $100 a day if he will go into the gorilla cage and pretend to be the gorilla until the zoo can afford a new one.
Quickly, the new “gorilla” becomes the most popular attraction at the zoo. People from all over are coming to see the “human-like” ape. But after a month, the novelty has started to wear off. So to get people’s attention back, the fake gorilla decides to climb over the fencing of his enclosure and hang from the net ceiling above the lion’s den, which is next to the gorilla enclosure. A large crowd of people gathers, watching the spectacle in awe and terror.
Suddenly, the man loses his grip and falls to the floor of the lion’s den. He starts screaming: “Help! Help!”
Suddenly a lion pounces on him from behind and whispers in his ear: “Shut up right now or you’re going to get us both fired!”
I named my dog WiFi.
I stole him from my neighbour. ____________________________________________ Now I’m not saying I’m a good businessman...
But I spent $534m less than Hillary Clinton to not become president. ____________________________________________ I’m American and I hate it when people say that America is the most ignorant country in the world.
Personally, I think Europe is the most ignorant country in the world. ____________________________________________ Q: How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.