Aged to perfection
The average age of people living in our military retirement community is 85. Recently, a neighbour turned 100, and a big birthday party was thrown. Even his son turned up.
“How old are you?” a tenant asked. “I’m 81 years old,” he answered. The tenant shook her head. “They sure grow up fast, don’t they?” count. Because I know numbers, I have the best numbers. All the politicians in Washington can’t count to one – believe me, I’ve counted to one many, many times. They said we couldn’t count to 10. Well, I’m beating all of those people in the polls. We’re gonna count to 10. Everybody, count to 10. Okay? And let me tell you – let me tell you something. I will be the best counting president God has ever created. We are gonna count to so many tens, I tell you. Look at that!”
The four most beautiful words in English: I told you so. – Gore Vidal _________________________________ My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more. _________________________________ I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, “Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately!” – Bonnie McFarlane