“Nodding the head does not row the boat.” − Irish proverb
Victor Dlamini @victordlamini Collusion: what you call corruption when it went to private school.
Joseph Fahmy @jfahmy I always love the upgrade from SELL to HOLD. How am I supposed to hold it when you just told me to sell it?
Conor Sen @conorsen As they say, “When a man is tired of anticipating the change in the labour force participation rate, he is tired of life.”
Anele Mdoda @Anele Have you ever tried to leave OR Tambo without paying your parking ticket? Impossible, but some people can leave with R24 million!
Ferial Haffajee @ferialhaffajee #Prasa #SABC #StateofCapture #Airportheist #Sassa. It’s like living in the movie version of “It’s our turn to eat”.
Warren Robertson @WarrenRcomedian If Joburg had Cape Town’s traffic, we would’ve knocked down that mountain and built a four-lane highway and 13 Tuscan townhouse complexes.
VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish Stages of leaving: “Can’t stay long.” “What’s the time now?” “I should probably head off in a bit.” “I think I might make a move.” “Right…”