Rick G. Rosner @dumbassgenius Angela Merkel has a PhD in quantum chemistry. Donald Trump misspelled “tap”. Not exactly a meeting of the minds.
Samantha Jones @LaniBlahnik All these heists & break-ins, and no one has thought of stealing Jacob Zuma?
Darrel Bristow-Bovey @dbbovey I’d rather saw off my leg and sit sucking out my own bone marrow with a straw like it’s a slushie than visit the @sterkinekor website again.
John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets I’ve reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there’ll be some new developments I won’t like.
Shit Academics Say @AcademicsSay There are two types of people: those who use the Oxford comma, those who don’t and those who should.
VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish “It’s certainly an option” – Translation: It’s number 187 533 221 on the list of best options.
The Pale Space Rider @truegritrumble Harmonicas were invented in 1932 when the worst person in the world decided he needed to organize his hot air into compartments.
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