“Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.”
– William Penn, English real estate entrepreneur, philosopher and the founder of the US state of Pennsylvania (1644-1718)
If you ever feel like a disappointment, remember that you’ve almost certainly achieved more in the last six months than the US president has.
J.R. Salzman @jrsalzman
Twitter has taught me a couple of things. First, there are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. Second, they are vastly outnumbered.
Shit Academics Say @AcademicsSay
Statistics means never having to say you’re certain.
The Motley Fool @themotleyfool
“The big money is not in the buying or the selling, but in the sitting.” - Jesse Livermore
Serena’s Deputy @pjay005
Time flies when you’re lying in bed not wanting to get out.
Being an adult is just walking around wondering what you’re forgetting.
Oliver Smiff @OliverSmiff
Marrying your high school sweetheart is the most romantic way of telling the world that you’re not the ambitious type.