Simon Brown @SimonPB
Nothing sums up the business model of a casino more than them requiring you to pay parking on arrival.
Deep Fried Man @DeepFriedMan
If the whole planet is going to be destroyed in a nuclear war I’d like to know because there’s no way I’m paying my TV licence.
David Shapiro @davidshapiro61
Using pension savings to fund failing state enterprises is worse than robbing your little girl’s piggy bank for a night out with the boys.
lieschen to your @lieschenv
Living in SA is tricky because technically we have a constitution, but practically the country runs on a set of gentlemen’s agreements.
Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks
Under communism you buy everything from a single state outlet, whereas under fully-mature capitalism you buy everything from Amazon.
Chris Moerdyk @chrismoerdyk Sometimes I get the feeling that LinkedIn is like a community with thousands of shops and no customers.
Catherine Cassells @cathjenkin
The disappointment of “Ripe and Ready” avocados that are actually “Rotten and Revolting”.
Rick Aaron @RickAaron
“I ran a half marathon” sounds so much better than, “I quit halfway through a marathon.”