Investment twitter: Where can I invest R0 and get R20 000 in return by December?
My favourite budget quote: “The problem with most financial advice is that it assumes you have money.”
Karin Richards @Richards_Karin
For crying in a bucket. Can we not go one full month without “MTN” and “lawsuit” appearing in the same headline?
I’m at that age where you don’t even go to bed in pyjamas; you wear free T-shirts that say “Eskom” or “Pam Golding” on them.
Michael Oosterhagen @MOosterhagen
Will someone please give #CarlNiehaus an Arthur Murray voucher for Christmas?
Prince Charles* @Charles_HRH
One can confirm that the last person to enter Parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes.
VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish The seven levels of hangover: “Bit tired.”
“Bit rough, actually.”
“I’ve felt better, to be honest.” “I can’t see.”
“When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt.”
− Henry J. Kaiser, American industrialist who became known as the father of modern American shipbuilding (1882-1967)