Hey, it’s OK…
… If your New Year’s resolution is to take fewer selfies.
… To feel really proud of yourself when you overtake that super-athletic guy on your run. *Fist pump!*
… If your blood group is espresso.
… Not to care about your ‘resting bitch face’. Who said that you have to smile all the time?
… To want your cocktail to be served in an actual glass, not a jar/tea cup/perfume bottle. Enough already.
… To suffer from ‘Netflix paralysis’. Twenty minutes browsing and you still haven’t picked something to watch.
… If bumping into your boss out of work totally throws you. #awks
… Not to split the bill evenly if you’ve stayed off the booze.
… To be infuriated by dawdlers looking at their phones (unless, er, you’re the one who’s walking and Smsing).
… If watching a TV sex scene with your parents still makes you squirm.
Um, not OK… … Posting a picture where everyone looks terrible but yourself. Your friends will just retaliate with an equally embarrassing #TBT.