11 Things we do when no one is around

(No, not just that!)

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1Throw some­thing in the rub­bish bin, then change our mind, get it out – and eat it.

2Prac­tise selfie poses and dither over which side’s our best photo an­gle.

3Have con­ver­sa­tions with our imag­i­nary boyfriend and then laugh be­cause we are just so hi­lar­i­ous and adorable – and he knows it.

4Ob­ses­sively tweeze ran­dom chin hairs.

5Stalk an ex’s new girl­friend on In­sta­gram and ac­ci­den­tally like her post from 2002.

6Try to master the per­fect eye­liner flick or blue eye­shadow trend, even though we’re not go­ing out. Then, when it all gets a bit sad, give up, use about 10 face wipes to take it off… and go straight to bed.

7Make a foam beard in a bub­ble bath.

8Waste an af­ter­noon on back-to-back episodes of The Real Housewives of At­lanta, Mi­ami and New York. But never ad­mit it, ob­vi­ously.

9Spy on neigh­bours and then re­mem­ber that if you can see them, they can see you, too.

10Lis­ten – and cry to – Mariah, Adele or Whit­ney power bal­lads, then belt out our own.

11Tw­erk naked in front of the mirror.

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