11 Things we do when no one is around
(No, not just that!)
1Throw something in the rubbish bin, then change our mind, get it out – and eat it.
2Practise selfie poses and dither over which side’s our best photo angle.
3Have conversations with our imaginary boyfriend and then laugh because we are just so hilarious and adorable – and he knows it.
4Obsessively tweeze random chin hairs.
5Stalk an ex’s new girlfriend on Instagram and accidentally like her post from 2002.
6Try to master the perfect eyeliner flick or blue eyeshadow trend, even though we’re not going out. Then, when it all gets a bit sad, give up, use about 10 face wipes to take it off… and go straight to bed.
7Make a foam beard in a bubble bath.
8Waste an afternoon on back-to-back episodes of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Miami and New York. But never admit it, obviously.
9Spy on neighbours and then remember that if you can see them, they can see you, too.
10Listen – and cry to – Mariah, Adele or Whitney power ballads, then belt out our own.
11Twerk naked in front of the mirror.