Hey, it’s OK…
… To view giant, pavement-hogging beach umbrellas as seriously antisocial. #ouchmyeye
… To think “It will happen when you least expect it” is the most annoying advice you can give a single person.
… If this is your most frequently used emoji.
… To stay in a shop because you like the song they’re playing.
… To unfollow someone on social media to help preserve your friendship. … If your eyes automatically roll when someone says, “I’m the kind of person who tells it straight.”
… To implement a zero-tolerance policy on leaving toast crumbs in the butter.
… If you’re not into 3D movies. Plain 2D is fine – we’re old school like that.
… To have a sex dream about a colleague, then get paranoid that they’ll somehow know.
Um, not OK… … To snap your fingers at a bartender – it won’t get him to you faster, but it will get you a bad cocktail.