Hey, it’s OK…

Glamour (South Africa) - - Front Page -

… To view gi­ant, pave­ment-hog­ging beach um­brel­las as se­ri­ously an­ti­so­cial. #ouch­my­eye

… To think “It will hap­pen when you least ex­pect it” is the most an­noy­ing ad­vice you can give a sin­gle per­son.

… If this is your most fre­quently used emoji.

… To stay in a shop be­cause you like the song they’re play­ing.

… To un­fol­low some­one on so­cial me­dia to help pre­serve your friend­ship. … If your eyes au­to­mat­i­cally roll when some­one says, “I’m the kind of per­son who tells it straight.”

… To im­ple­ment a zero-tol­er­ance pol­icy on leav­ing toast crumbs in the but­ter.

… If you’re not into 3D movies. Plain 2D is fine – we’re old school like that.

… To have a sex dream about a col­league, then get para­noid that they’ll some­how know.

Um, not OK… … To snap your fin­gers at a bar­tender – it won’t get him to you faster, but it will get you a bad cock­tail.

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