10 Things only cat own­ers un­der­stand

(Pur­rverse per­son alert!)

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1 You spend a for­tune on cat toys, even though the only things your cat wants to play with are mois­turiser lids and foil.

2 When you have guests over, your cat will want to ‘make an en­trance’.

3 You go, “Oh, my cat does ex­actly the same thing,” when­ever your friends talk about their ba­bies’ habits.

4 That time your cat was di­ag­nosed with some­thing gen­uinely bad made you cry more than any breakup.

5 Ev­ery ex­tra sec­ond your cat stays in your arms be­fore leap­ing off is a win.

6 Noth­ing shames quite like a cat ac­cus­ing you of go­ing on hol­i­day.

7 And noth­ing is as an­noy­ing as a sin­gle claw stroking your arm at 4am to wel­come you back.

8 You have turned into ‘that’ per­son who says “He’s lovely, re­ally,” af­ter your cat has sav­aged the vet.

9 You never for­get to change your bed linen, be­cause it’s the only way to stop the pas­sage of cat hair across the house.

10 Noth­ing you post on In­sta­gram will do as well as that one of your cat sit­ting in a Wool­worths bag.

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