10 Things only cat owners understand
(Purrverse person alert!)
1 You spend a fortune on cat toys, even though the only things your cat wants to play with are moisturiser lids and foil.
2 When you have guests over, your cat will want to ‘make an entrance’.
3 You go, “Oh, my cat does exactly the same thing,” whenever your friends talk about their babies’ habits.
4 That time your cat was diagnosed with something genuinely bad made you cry more than any breakup.
5 Every extra second your cat stays in your arms before leaping off is a win.
6 Nothing shames quite like a cat accusing you of going on holiday.
7 And nothing is as annoying as a single claw stroking your arm at 4am to welcome you back.
8 You have turned into ‘that’ person who says “He’s lovely, really,” after your cat has savaged the vet.
9 You never forget to change your bed linen, because it’s the only way to stop the passage of cat hair across the house.
10 Nothing you post on Instagram will do as well as that one of your cat sitting in a Woolworths bag.