And now for the dog people and six things they know for sure
1 That contrary to general perceptions, it is the dog that owns the couch, the floor, the bed, the deck and the garden. Actually, the entire house.
2 That however great that steak is, your dog is never, ever, going to eat the pill you hid inside it.
3 That sleeping alongside you is the last word in canine bliss. Until someone starts scratching around in the kitchen.
4 That even when he’s huge, your dog will still feel like a puppy, and you will have to give lap space to a moving lump you can’t see over.
5 That the world would be an infinitely better place if it was run by Labradors.
6 That nothing says love quite like a lick on the face.