And now for the dog peo­ple and six things they know for sure

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1 That con­trary to gen­eral per­cep­tions, it is the dog that owns the couch, the floor, the bed, the deck and the gar­den. Ac­tu­ally, the en­tire house.

2 That how­ever great that steak is, your dog is never, ever, go­ing to eat the pill you hid in­side it.

3 That sleep­ing along­side you is the last word in ca­nine bliss. Un­til some­one starts scratch­ing around in the kitchen.

4 That even when he’s huge, your dog will still feel like a puppy, and you will have to give lap space to a mov­ing lump you can’t see over.

5 That the world would be an in­fin­itely bet­ter place if it was run by Labradors.

6 That noth­ing says love quite like a lick on the face.

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