12 Been-there, done-that life fails
1 Pretending you love French New Wave cinema to impress someone, then slowly realising that À bout de souffle is not a dish on Masterchef.
2 Going out for pizza in a bodycon dress. 3 Thinking that two-for-one promo on coffee-flavoured vodka was a great idea. Why would it be a great idea?
4 Crying more than any breakup when your cat is diagnosed with something bad.
5 Cutting your own hair. Well, hello, Lego lady. 6 Drinking loads of coffee then having a spectacular caffeine panic attack at work.
7 Accidentally sending that photo of you erotically eating a banana to… your mom.
8 Buying a pretty bra without trying it on, then turning up to a night out with four boobs.
9 Choosing the soggy-and-smellier-than-usual tuna salad, instead of the ploughman’s sandwich for lunch. Yep, day ruined.
10 Posting a selfie with your overflowing underwear drawer in the background. No filter on Earth can disguise those grey granny pants.
11 Throwing out your childhood My Little Pony toy, which is now worth R8 000 on ebay.
12 Swearily venting about your job on Twitter before remembering your boss follows you. #fired