GLAMOUR list 14 Epic budget fails
glamour / List 1 When the only tip you have for the waiter is “don’t eat yellow snow”. 2 When you find yourself considering replying to the ‘Nigerian prince’, because, rent. 3 When all you can afford at your friend’s birthday dinner is a side order of garlic butter. Yum.
When you and your BFF have to go halvsies on one glass of wine. All evening.
When you start browsing Gumtree for ‘Kidney wanted’ ads.
When you take Tupperware to an all-you-can-eat buffet. 7 When every night is set to a romantic, candlelit light. Because who really needs electricity anyway? 8 When you start ‘borrowing’ toilet rolls from restaurants to take home with you. 9 When you have to downgrade from filter coffee to instant. The horror! 10 When there are more digits in your PIN number than your bank account.
When you cry more over the petrol price than you did at The Notebook. 12 When you line up your Tinder dates for the last week of the month, so you can be sure that someone will buy your dinner.
When you haul your old clothes out of the back of the wardrobe. Vintage is so Mary-kate and Ashley Olsen, you know. 14When 14 you move in with two new housemates. Mom and dad.