GLAMOUR list

Accomplishments that are bigger than they seem

1 Filing and deleting emails until you achieve zero in your inbox.

2

Having that skull tattoo removed. Ah, 17. 3 A successful social media Sabbath: no posts, no likes, no swipes, no peeking. 4 Believing in your dreams before the world gets on board.

5

Picking up the phone – not Smsing – to really see how a friend is doing. 6 Admitting to your mom she was right about… possibly everything. 7 Discovering, via late-night Nat Geo videos, that your spirit animal is a capybara. (An adorable giant rodent! Who’d a thought?)

8

Skipping makeup completely. In public. More than once. When your usual routine involves 12 layers. 9 Eating only one slice of pizza. (That struggle was real.) 10 Staying o whatever substance you swore you would, even if it was your ex’s Facebook page.

11

Multiple orgasms, multiple times.