GLAM­OUR list 13 Test an­swers gone wrong

Al­though a lit­tle cheeky, th­ese test an­swers are down­right en­ter­tain­ing and de­serve an A for ef­fort.

Glamour (South Africa) - - Contents -

1 Ques­tion Briefly ex­plain what hard water is. An­swer Ice.

2 Ques­tion What ended in 1896? An­swer 1895.

3 Ques­tion If it took eight men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long would it take four men to build it? An­swer No time at all, the wall was al­ready built.

4 Ques­tion What is the high­est fre­quency noise that a hu­man can reg­is­ter? An­swer Mariah Carey.

5 Ques­tion What hap­pens dur­ing pu­berty to a boy? An­swer He says good­bye to his child­hood and en­ters adul­tery.

6 Ques­tion Why are there rings on Saturn? An­swer Be­cause God liked it so much, so he put a ring on it.

7 Ques­tion How can a man go eight days with­out sleep­ing An­swer Easy, sleep at night.

8 Ques­tion What is a fibula? An­swer A lit­tle lie.

9 Ques­tion What is the mean­ing of the word ‘vari­cose’? An­swer Close by.

10 Ques­tion What did Ma­hatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in com­mon? An­swer Un­usual names.

11 Ques­tion Tape­worms are hermaphrodites. What is meant by the term ‘her­maph­ro­dite’? An­swer Lady Gaga.

12 Ques­tion Joanna works in an of­fice. Her com­puter is a stand-alone sys­tem. What is a stand­alone com­puter sys­tem? An­swer It doesn’t come with a chair.

13 Ques­tion De­fine cap­i­tal pun­ish­ment. An­swer When you get into trou­ble for not putting a cap­i­tal let­ter at the start of a sen­tence.

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