OUR 25 TIPS FOR HAVING THE MOST FUN YOU CAN WHILE PLAYING GOLF
AND 24 OTHER TIPS FOR HAVING THE MOST FUN YOU CAN HAVE PLAYING GOLF
THE HARDEST QUESTIONS IN GOLF ARE THE ONES THAT NEVER SEEM TO GET ASKED. Take that cigar-chomping first-tee starter with a wad of cash in his pocket. You’re wondering, Is he as up for a bribe as he looks? If so, how do I solicit a magic-carpet ride to the first tee? Another one: When your opponent hits a hosel rocket into the trees, are you obligated to express sympathy, or can you obey your first instinct and just laugh? Here are 25 issues you might have pondered but haven’t quite had the temerity to query your friends about. You won’t find the advice we’ve assembled here in any golf etiquette guide, but it’ll make you more fun to play and hang with. And the starter you greased won’t be offended, either.
Inside, you’re burning with frustration, despair and self-loathing. On the outside – the only side that matters in a social setting – your friends should see a person blessed with inhuman patience, dogged persistence and selfdeprecating humour.