STOP AND KISS YOUR WIFE PASSIONATELY
I thought this would be so easy. Kissing my wife: what’s the big deal? But once the kids were in bed, I had to trail her around, trying to surprise her with a seemingly spontaneous and lusty kiss. I played it cool, pretending to get a glass of water 15 times. Finally, I cornered my prey – I mean, embraced my wife – as she finished doing the dishes. Was it passionate? For a guy who hasn’t slept through the night in four years, you bet. RESULTS: The kiss elicited more of a ‘That was so nice’ reaction than anything particularly hot. Perhaps not what I was going for, but assemble-yourself cribs weren’t built in a day. We did share a moment, though, in which neither of us was thinking about the nappy bucket. I’ll take it.