My children, and a nicely toasted English muffin. Don’t buy a parrot, because it will probably outlive you.
Worldwide Orphans Foundation. I am their arts ambassador.
The one that helps you become addicted to your phone.
A phone that destroys all phones. Spend the morning in some kind of heroic rescue scenario; nap all afternoon and humbly refuse press; dinner in my backyard at night with friends to celebrate.
Videos of water jetpack mishaps. Videos of soldiers returning home and surprising their kids.
Telemarketers actually don’t want me to have a ‘great day’.
Don’t skimp on your wigs.
‘I am worried Amy is getting too thin.’
Like who likes you.
Crazy’ by Prince.
With a highly advanced colour copier.