Babe has ev­ery­thing you need for hot loving on those lonely nights

Saturday Star - - NEWS - SHARON GOR­DON

I’VE BEEN so se­ri­ous the last few weeks that I am ac­tu­ally de­press­ing my­self. This week I’m go­ing to tell you about Babe! Not the cute lit­tle piglet that got many of us to give up eat­ing pork, but a sex doll I have af­fec­tion­ately called Babe.

My first vi­bra­tor was called Bob – a bat­tery op­er­ated boyfriend, so when I was think­ing of a name for this re­made model of an old idea, Bog (bat­tery op­er­ated girl­friend) didn’t re­ally work!

The first sex dolls were sup­pos­edly made out of fab­ric by sailors for those long jour­neys. I can nei­ther con­firm nor deny this.

For years now, we have been able to pur­chase blow-up dolls in var­i­ous shapes and colours – and also sheep (think­ing of you, Larry!) and don­keys. I have to say that the an­i­mal va­ri­eties are usu­ally bought for bach­e­lor par­ties.

Naomi, the night nurse, al­ways does well be­cause she has a very sexy out­fit but her gap­ing mouth al­ways put me off and she smelled a bit like plas­tic, but now we have a more re­al­is­tic ver­sion. I have called her Babe. Babe looks real.

She is made from med­i­cal TPE (ther­mo­plas­tic elas­tomer), a ma­te­rial cur­rently tak­ing the adult in­dus­try by storm. It feels like skin and ab­sorbs body heat, so Babe will feel like a real per­son in a mat­ter of min­utes. Th­ese dolls have a stain- less steel skele­ton, but aren’t rigid. She is a bit like a Bar­bie doll and you can bend her into any po­si­tion, in­clud­ing Kama Su­tra po­si­tions.

Babe weighs 48kg, a bit like the skinny girl next door, and she comes (no pun in­tended) in two colours – black and white – and you can use all three ori­fices.

She is easy to clean and with proper care can last a life­time or at least as long as the av­er­age re­la­tion­ship! She doesn’t vi­brate, but that is eas­ily solved with a bul­let vi­bra­tor held in ap­pro­pri­ate places. She doesn’t talk. Now some would say that this is a plus but I think it’s a big mi­nus, es­pe­cially if you are us­ing her to prac­tise tech­nique. She should be able to say: “A lit­tle to the left, slow down, or the cli­toris needs more at­ten­tion!” Oth­er­wise, how will you ever know?

Now why would you want this top-of-the-range sex doll? Well, maybe you are a sailor or liv­ing in a re­mote part of the world and need a bit of loving, but I think she can be use­ful in so many dif­fer­ent ways.

We girls use vi­bra­tors, with or with­out our part­ners. It has been a won­der­ful way to ex­plore our sex­u­al­ity, our likes and dis­likes, and I would sug­gest that Babe can be used for ex­actly the same rea­sons. You can prac­tise your tech­nique and gain some sex­ual con­fi­dence.

If you suf­fer from sex­ual anx­i­ety or pre­ma­ture ejac­u­la­tion, Babe will help you prac­tise and get your con­fi­dence lev­els back up.

If you’ve ever wanted a three­some, well here is the op­por­tu­nity to ex­plore the fan­tasy with­out hav­ing to ac­tu­ally find some­one who wants to play with you and then hav­ing to deal with all the lo­gis­tics of ar­rang­ing it.

For spinal in­jury pa­tients, it is said that sex­ual ac­tiv­ity as soon as pos­si­ble af­ter the ac­ci­dent is vi­tal for con­tin­ued sex­ual func­tion­ing. I be­lieve that th­ese dolls can make the process far eas­ier. I also think that they can make fab­u­lous sex sur­ro­gates. It’s a way to prac­tise tech­niques and live out fan­tasies with­out hav­ing to deal with con­se­quences of re­jec­tion and fail­ure.

It is here that I wish she could speak and give feed­back. I have no doubt that the next gen­er­a­tion will make pro­vi­sion for this. I can get my watch to tell me all sorts of in­for­ma­tion when I run, so I don’t think this is far off.

I also think that we will see her work with vir­tual re­al­ity apps in the near fu­ture. Flesh­light is al­ready work­ing on this tech­nol- ogy. So where can you find Babe? There are sev­eral ver­sions avail­able. The world’s lead­ing sex doll brand, Real Doll, is not avail­able in South Africa, but th­ese dolls can be cus­tomised from nip­ple size and colour to eye colour. She will set you back about R150 000!

Luck­ily for us, there is a cheaper ver­sion avail­able for about R20 000. She can­not be cus­tomised but she has ev­ery­thing you need.

Babe is avail­able from sev­eral adult stores, in­clud­ing Lola Mon­tez, but the big­gest va­ri­ety is avail­able from Lu­vLand.

Check out their web­site. Babe and I wish you a sexy week. For more info or ques­tions, e-mail me sharon@lo­la­m­on­

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