Hat’s off to a lucrative retirement
Remember the National Funeral Practitioners Association of South Africa? It is the organisation that gave Mama Africa Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma a platform to campaign on when she was running against McBuffalo. The same death stokvel on Thursday organised an event to honour uBaba kaD. The Nkandla Crooner did not disappoint. True to form, he arrived late, interrupting the opening prayer. He told the gathering he plans to erect a board outside his Nkandla compound that will read “Here lives a pensioner” — “so that people who flock to my home to ask for many things, including advice, can put something in the hat”. President or pensioner, he is a money lover for life.