Overwhelmed by their numbers

Our No 1, famously known as McBuffalo, thuma’d himself to Sandton on Thursday evening to speak to Gauteng professionals about his project to rescue South Africa from the Zuptas. McBuffalo has big plans which he shared with the clever blacks, including his mission to secure $100-billion in foreign investment over the next five years. “Now for those who can count, that’s R1.3-trillion,” he exclaimed, to roars of laughter from the packed auditorium. Baffled by the crowd’s response, he tried to compose himself before realising what he had done to that poor fellow from Nkandla, and laughed along.