RIVERDALE THROUGH THE AGES THEN & NOW

THEN

“Ass” meaning donkey used as light insult

Heterosexual smooching at the drive-in

Ice-cream sundaes from the drug store

Jughead scoffs burgers

Innocent love triangle between Archie, Betty and Veronica

NOW

“Ass” refers exclusively to female derriere

Faux-lesbian petting at cheerleader try-outs

Actual drugs from actual drug dealers

Jughead may be manorexic

Possibility of steamy ménage à trois between Archie, Betty and Veronica