HIGH TECH, HALAAL N A WHOLE LOTTA HUNKS ‘
OH, but one can never get enough of this life of fabulosity and opulence. Though it s temporary, how
’ else do you explain moi s presence at the Bellagio Flagship Boutique in Sandton City?
Moi went to learn about the innovation and precision of the Ulysse Nardin technical masterpieces.
For those of you in the dark, that s a shockingly
’ pricey brand of watches. So high are the figures I d run
’ outta ink if I noted them down.
Enough free advertising let s
– ’ get to the guests...
There was less than a handful of celebs, which was somehow refreshing. Seeing the same faces and fake smiles can be somewhat depressing anyways.
Randall Abrahams was MC for the night and he read his speech well.
Must say it was both shocking and amazing to see him smile.
Such a genuine grin!
Clearly those big shots had a positive effect on him. The brand s
’ president Mr Patrik Hoffman flew in all the way from Switzerland to give a brief speech, bragging about the brand. Didn t hear the
’ words though cos I
‘ was so in awe of the accent. Sooo sexy.
Then there was Gerry and hubby Kerry Elsdon who were all over the place taking pics with everyone, specifically the guests with deep pockets.
Actually, it was Mrs Elsdon who kept dragging her poor hubby around.
That woman just luuur ves the spotlight.
Hot as you are Gerry, you were starting to make moi dizzy.
Social butterflies Linda Moeketsi and Shakes Mokgotsi looked so bored they were short of bursting into tears.
Linda was the epitome of anti-social as he spent the entire evening romancing his phone.
While eyeing Linda, Shwashwi overheard Shakes moaning... something about the Halaal food with it s vir
’ gin cocktails.
In case you are ignorant like my sidekick, a virgin cocktail has no alcohol in it. You should ve seen
’ his face. You won t guess
’ who else was there? Tshepo Desando, who looked yum in a dark grey suit. One would ve
’ mistaken him for one of the Bellagio execs.
Just one question though: why did you leave your wife Rami Chuene behind?
The flawless evening was almost ruined by some tannie who refused to give some of the guests their gift bags. Terribly tasteless.
Apart from that, it was one helluva classy event. Thanks, guys.
DRY ’N NOT HIGH: Shakes Mokgotsi wasn’t chuffed with the virgin plonk PHLYING SOLO: Tshepo Desando was there without his wife MOBILE MISTRESS: Linda Moeketsi clearly can’t get enough of the heat in his ear
TAKE US! Gerry Elsdon kept dragging her man Kerry off to pose for the camera
OMIGOSH! Randall Abrahams was smiling for a change – they must have paid him a lot