Pastor the butt of jokes
WHAT S wrong with Winnie MadikizelaMandela? Pulling an SPCA stunt on the Mandela family, come on now. Shwa has heard many ridiculous excuses used by people to stake a claim on property, but starving cattle” takes the cake. People are still starving in Somalia and Ethiopia, but I don’t see anyone wanting to take over those countries.
The new Baby Soft TV advert for wet wipes is in bad taste and almost had Shwa gagging on her dinner last night. The camera keeps zooming in on a woman s substantial buttocks. She takes a wet wipe and swipes a portion of a drawing of a bum on a mirror and says Love your bum” while glancing at hers. We are talking about wiping the brown stuff here. How crass!
Shwa thinks Siyabonga Thwala of is getting a big head. The hunk, who plays a zombie mgijimani, turned down an interview request by this paper because he had a misunderstanding with one of our former journalists. If you are in showbiz, the media is your friend.
Not another movie! Shwa thinks Arnold Schwarzenegger is too old for action movies, but he has just finished shooting
Shwa thinks the filmmakers wanted to spell Genesis” and nobody could find a dictionary.
US tabloid magazine In Touch has dropped a bombshell about Kim and Kanye s marriage being fake. It says they sleep apart and attend arranged public appearances. Shwa says that if it works, why not? The world is full of marriages of convenience.
Talking about Kim K, our own Pallance Dladla’s close friend is a total lookalike.
Mzansi experienced a tremor this week. Moi would just like to say thanks that the government wasn’t blamed for this one. Thuli Madonsela can relax.
Now, Shwa loves her charismatic churches, because the things that go on there beat any soapie. A newspaper in Ghana reports that a female bishop squeezed a pastor’s privates during a sermon. Apparently the pastor had called on members of the congregation to come touch him to receive healing. The brave lady said her hubby’s mshini didn’t work and she believed that touching the pastor s manhood would help.
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