Am­ber SIZ­ZLES!

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I CAN’T un­der­stand why the ANC big­wigs feel that crit­i­cism of Pres­i­dent Ja­cob Zuma is a blan­ket at­tack on the party. The Nkandla saga is a stink­ing scan­dal, no mat­ter how much you dress it up and spray it with cologne. They must just leave Thuli Madon­sela alone al­ready.

Shwa gets a lot of men­tions, but a men­tion on re­cently by MaMnisi (Nomsa Buthelezi) tops ev­ery­thing. I mean, the soapie is the best and MaMnisi is our favourite, af­ter Iris, Fezile and… and… and…

The ac­tors saga is prov­ing more riv­et­ing than the soapie it­self. Now that’s what I call a good re­al­ity show.

What was for­mer min­eral re­sources min­is­ter Su­san Sha­bangu do­ing hid­ing her face from press cam­eras at the Marikana hear­ings when we all know what she looks like? I guess noth­ing this woman does makes any sense. In 2003, Sha­bangu, then deputy min­is­ter of min­er­als and en­ergy, did a stjwetla, lift­ing her skirt in protest against be­ing body-searched at OR Tambo In­ter­na­tional Air­port.

Justin Bieber was rear-ended by pa­parazzi while driv­ing his Fer­rari in Los An­ge­les. Ac­cord­ing to US tabloids, Bieber saw a pho­tog­ra­pher trail­ing him and slammed on his brakes. The lens­man met the Fer­rari’s rear in what re­sem­bled a car chase from a B-grade movie.

Shwa had a laugh-out-loud mo­ment when she heard about a Joburg school kid who was so drunk he walked right into a mov­ing Putco bus. We salute the prin­ci­pal and the Depart­ment of Ed­u­ca­tion who de­cided to dis­ci­pline the 20-year-old Grade 11 pupil with a five-day sus­pen­sion. We reckon he will still be in the same grade next year.

We want to con­sole the gor­geous host, Amanda Du-Pont, who ap­par­ently lied about be­ing Swazi roy­alty. It’s okay, baby girl, you’ll always be roy­alty in Shwa’s pretty eyes. We can watch you dan­gle your as­sets in tra­di­tional gear any day. Who cares if you up­set real roy­alty like Princess Sim­ile Dlamini?

Shim is con­vinced that in­ter­na­tional stars like John Leg­end and Kenny Lat­ti­more are broke why else would they come back to our shores over and over again? Kenny was just here for the mil­lionth time and now Leg­end vis­its again in Novem­ber. Do they re­ally think we dig them so much?

So AKA has tried turn­ing over a new leaf by vis­it­ing his big­gest kid­die fans this week and hand­ing over a check of R50 700 to the Impilo Child Pro­tec­tion and Adop­tion Ser­vices. Now we’re wait­ing for him to make nice with Cassper Ny­ovest and en­tourage.

Nicki Mi­naj’s tit­il­lat­ing new mu­sic video, is quite the hit, but we bet she never fore­saw the stink that would come with it. Fart­ing has been thrown into the lat­est remix. You can’t help but laugh and cover your nos­trils as you watch Mi­naj throw her booty all over Drake.

Moi is so jeal­ous of Am­ber Rose right now. This baby mama rocked up at the MTV Video Mu­sic Awards this week wear­ing noth­ing but chains. The bare­lythere dress showed off her de­li­cious curves, pert be­hind and per­fect chest. And we thought Ri­hanna was hot.

So Sello Maake Ka Ncube, Jamie Bartlett and Moshidi Mot­shegwa are Mzansi’s top ac­tors.

The first two we can un­der­stand, but Mot­shegwa? Bathong

Marge from is more stim­u­lat­ing.

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