I CAN’T understand why the ANC bigwigs feel that criticism of President Jacob Zuma is a blanket attack on the party. The Nkandla saga is a stinking scandal, no matter how much you dress it up and spray it with cologne. They must just leave Thuli Madonsela alone already.
Shwa gets a lot of mentions, but a mention on recently by MaMnisi (Nomsa Buthelezi) tops everything. I mean, the soapie is the best and MaMnisi is our favourite, after Iris, Fezile and… and… and…
The actors saga is proving more riveting than the soapie itself. Now that’s what I call a good reality show.
What was former mineral resources minister Susan Shabangu doing hiding her face from press cameras at the Marikana hearings when we all know what she looks like? I guess nothing this woman does makes any sense. In 2003, Shabangu, then deputy minister of minerals and energy, did a stjwetla, lifting her skirt in protest against being body-searched at OR Tambo International Airport.
Justin Bieber was rear-ended by paparazzi while driving his Ferrari in Los Angeles. According to US tabloids, Bieber saw a photographer trailing him and slammed on his brakes. The lensman met the Ferrari’s rear in what resembled a car chase from a B-grade movie.
Shwa had a laugh-out-loud moment when she heard about a Joburg school kid who was so drunk he walked right into a moving Putco bus. We salute the principal and the Department of Education who decided to discipline the 20-year-old Grade 11 pupil with a five-day suspension. We reckon he will still be in the same grade next year.
We want to console the gorgeous host, Amanda Du-Pont, who apparently lied about being Swazi royalty. It’s okay, baby girl, you’ll always be royalty in Shwa’s pretty eyes. We can watch you dangle your assets in traditional gear any day. Who cares if you upset real royalty like Princess Simile Dlamini?
Shim is convinced that international stars like John Legend and Kenny Lattimore are broke why else would they come back to our shores over and over again? Kenny was just here for the millionth time and now Legend visits again in November. Do they really think we dig them so much?
So AKA has tried turning over a new leaf by visiting his biggest kiddie fans this week and handing over a check of R50 700 to the Impilo Child Protection and Adoption Services. Now we’re waiting for him to make nice with Cassper Nyovest and entourage.
Nicki Minaj’s titillating new music video, is quite the hit, but we bet she never foresaw the stink that would come with it. Farting has been thrown into the latest remix. You can’t help but laugh and cover your nostrils as you watch Minaj throw her booty all over Drake.
Moi is so jealous of Amber Rose right now. This baby mama rocked up at the MTV Video Music Awards this week wearing nothing but chains. The barelythere dress showed off her delicious curves, pert behind and perfect chest. And we thought Rihanna was hot.
So Sello Maake Ka Ncube, Jamie Bartlett and Moshidi Motshegwa are Mzansi’s top actors.
The first two we can understand, but Motshegwa? Bathong
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