Sim­ply un­suited to Shwa

Sunday World - - Hola Mzansi -

SHWASHWI was shocked upon re­ceiv­ing an in­vite to the launch of a cell­phone by Len­ovo. Yes you heard right, a Len­ovo smart­phone.

Due to cu­rios­ity, Shwa and a com­pan­ion set aside busy sched­ules and at­tended the launch at the The­atre on the Track in Kyalami, north of Joburg. DJ Fresh was the MC for the evening.

He was all suited up, look­ing like a bouncer at an up­mar­ket night­club in Sand­ton.

He was the only celeb Swha spot­ted, even after an ex­ten­sive celebrity hunt at the event.

When he joked that a lot of peo­ple came to the event for free al­co­hol and a free de­vice, Shwa got a lit­tle ex­cited think­ing at­tend­ing the event was not a waste of her pre­cious time after all. Shwa en­dured lis­ten­ing to white men with strange ac­cents rav­ing about Len­ovo, all with the hope that it will be worth it at the end. I mean re­ally who cares what Len­ovo did in the past 10-years, #Yawn.

But even­tu­ally the de­vice was un­veiled and Shwa must say it is ac­tu­ally a breath of fresh air. It has new and bet­ter fea­tures.

The phone has fea­tures that can be at­tached and de­tached from the de­vice. It is the speaker, the Insta-Share Pro­jec­tor and the power pack for charg­ing as well as the Has­sel­blad True Zoom for the cam­era. When all these are de­tached the phone is ra­zor thin.

Shwa was al­ready imag­in­ing her­self play­ing hard on the new gad­get, but dololo. We all went home empty handed.

Shwa felt the in­vite was de­ceiv­ing be­cause it said Suit up for an evening to be un­for­get­table ”.

“Shwa didn t find any­thing wow about it and

’ the phone is ex­pen­sive, R13 000 nah nah!! No won­der my Sam­sung Note 7 sud­denly be­came even more adorable... just nje!

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% * , 6 7 & 89 :(

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