Kim’s derriere nearly eclipses the comet
Twitter, the world over, had a lot of fun yesterday with the Rosetta mission softlanding its Philae probe on a comet on Wednesday.
@jppretorius7: We don’t have signal strength to make a decent phone call with @cellc #butwecanlandacomet.
@ComradeFreedom: We can’t get #MayMahlangu to play for #BafanaBafana #butwecanlandacomet.
@connorpizza: Imagine living in a world where a big oily bum is bigger news than landing on a comet… Oh w8!
@samanthaperry: We can’t get the @SAPresident to take responsibility for #Nkandla #butwecanlandacomet.
@ComradeFreedom: We can’t get #EllenTshabalala to produce her qualifications #butwecanlandacomet.
@ComradeFreedom: We can’t land letters and items to addresses #butwecanlandacomet. @ComradeFreedom: We can’t end famine in the world #butwecanlandacomet.
@jppretorius7: We have shit slow 3G with @CellC #butwecanlandacomet.
@SungrazerComets: So yesterday we learnt that comets are giant bouncy castles, and landers just wanna have fun #cometlanding.
@ComradeFreedom: We can’t address poverty caused by colonialism #butwecanlandacomet
@Plutoburns: I cannot stress how AWESOME it is that we landed a robot on a comet. Just how cool is that?
@iGrowBeard: We actually landed a probe on a comet yet a talentless wh**e posing naked is what everyone is talking about? Yeah, we’re screwed.
@ComradeFreedom: We can’t stop racism in the world #butwecanlandacomet.
@umairh: Humanity just landed on a comet. Thousands of years of millions of cynics were wrong.