Kim’s der­riere nearly eclipses the comet

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Twit­ter, the world over, had a lot of fun yes­ter­day with the Rosetta mis­sion soft­land­ing its Phi­lae probe on a comet on Wed­nes­day.

@jp­pre­to­rius7: We don’t have sig­nal strength to make a de­cent phone call with @cellc #butwe­can­lan­da­comet.

@Com­radeFree­dom: We can’t get #MayMahlangu to play for #BafanaBafana #butwe­can­lan­da­comet.

@con­nor­pizza: Imag­ine liv­ing in a world where a big oily bum is big­ger news than land­ing on a comet… Oh w8!

@saman­thaperry: We can’t get the @SAPres­i­dent to take re­spon­si­bil­ity for #Nkandla #butwe­can­lan­da­comet.

@Com­radeFree­dom: We can’t get #El­lenTsha­bal­ala to pro­duce her qual­i­fi­ca­tions #butwe­can­lan­da­comet.

@Com­radeFree­dom: We can’t land let­ters and items to ad­dresses #butwe­can­lan­da­comet. @Com­radeFree­dom: We can’t end famine in the world #butwe­can­lan­da­comet.

@jp­pre­to­rius7: We have shit slow 3G with @CellC #butwe­can­lan­da­comet.

@Sun­graz­erComets: So yes­ter­day we learnt that comets are gi­ant bouncy cas­tles, and lan­ders just wanna have fun #comet­land­ing.

@Com­radeFree­dom: We can’t ad­dress poverty caused by colo­nial­ism #butwe­can­lan­da­comet

@Plu­to­burns: I can­not stress how AWE­SOME it is that we landed a ro­bot on a comet. Just how cool is that?

@iGrowBeard: We ac­tu­ally landed a probe on a comet yet a tal­ent­less wh**e pos­ing naked is what ev­ery­one is talk­ing about? Yeah, we’re screwed.

@Com­radeFree­dom: We can’t stop racism in the world #butwe­can­lan­da­comet.

@umairh: Hu­man­ity just landed on a comet. Thou­sands of years of mil­lions of cyn­ics were wrong.

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