Re­venge

TV Plus (South Africa) - - 10 AUGUST -

Con­rad Grayson (Henry Cz­erny) might Re­venge’s (2011-cur­rent) pow­er­ful busi­ness­man with the power to com­mit crime and frame an in­no­cent man into serv­ing time for Con­rad’s crimes, but he’s also a softie who keeps a diary. Okay okay, calm down – just in our minds he does, not re­ally on the hit show. But hey, it’s worth a peek in­side his (imag­i­nary) head… PS: If you’ve al­ready seen the sea­son 3 fi­nale on M-Net ear­lier this year, don’t spoil it for the free-TV view­ers!

Dear diary…

10 Au­gust Vic­to­ria (Madeleine Stowe) and Char­lotte (Christa B Allen) are off for some moth­er­daugh­ter bond­ing time at Dr Michelle Banks’ (Amy Lan­decker) char­ity doo dah. It’ll do them good. More im­por­tantly, it’ll do me good. I had words with Vic­to­ria this morn­ing about that Sen­a­tor Kings­ley mess, so she’s be­ing a bit icy. Now where’s my lap­top? I mustn’t for­get to check out this link to www.hamp­ton­sex­posed.com some­time to­day.

Frank (Max Mar­tini) warns that we could have trou­ble on our hands. Frank is like a para­noid old woman, but I guess that’s his job. No time to worry about that though. With Vic­to­ria off my back at last, I can pop off for a lit­tle “busi­ness trip” in San Fran­cisco. For San Fran­cisco, read New York. For busi­ness, read mis­tress. Hello, Ly­dia (Am­ber Val­letta). PS: If only Daniel (Joshua Bow­man) was as sober and hard­work­ing as his lit­tle Har­vard friend Tyler (Ash­ton Holmes). I hate to ad­mit it, but it looks like we’re set for a re­peat of last sum­mer’s drunken – and ex­pen­sive – Daniel dis­as­ters. What a dis­ap­point­ment! Must trans­fer funds to pre­pare to pay off new preg­nant wait­resses and/or drowned groupies or what­ever he’s into this year. Kids!

It’s a good thing I stopped having them years ago… NB! See p67 for more of Con­rad’s fic­tional diary.

our make-be­lieve diary is al­most as en­ter­tain­ing as Con­rad is on the show!

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