Conrad Grayson (Henry Czerny) might Revenge’s (2011-current) powerful businessman with the power to commit crime and frame an innocent man into serving time for Conrad’s crimes, but he’s also a softie who keeps a diary. Okay okay, calm down – just in our minds he does, not really on the hit show. But hey, it’s worth a peek inside his (imaginary) head… PS: If you’ve already seen the season 3 finale on M-Net earlier this year, don’t spoil it for the free-TV viewers!
10 August Victoria (Madeleine Stowe) and Charlotte (Christa B Allen) are off for some motherdaughter bonding time at Dr Michelle Banks’ (Amy Landecker) charity doo dah. It’ll do them good. More importantly, it’ll do me good. I had words with Victoria this morning about that Senator Kingsley mess, so she’s being a bit icy. Now where’s my laptop? I mustn’t forget to check out this link to www.hamptonsexposed.com sometime today.
Frank (Max Martini) warns that we could have trouble on our hands. Frank is like a paranoid old woman, but I guess that’s his job. No time to worry about that though. With Victoria off my back at last, I can pop off for a little “business trip” in San Francisco. For San Francisco, read New York. For business, read mistress. Hello, Lydia (Amber Valletta). PS: If only Daniel (Joshua Bowman) was as sober and hardworking as his little Harvard friend Tyler (Ashton Holmes). I hate to admit it, but it looks like we’re set for a repeat of last summer’s drunken – and expensive – Daniel disasters. What a disappointment! Must transfer funds to prepare to pay off new pregnant waitresses and/or drowned groupies or whatever he’s into this year. Kids!
It’s a good thing I stopped having them years ago… NB! See p67 for more of Conrad’s fictional diary.
our make-believe diary is almost as entertaining as Conrad is on the show!