Pork – for when you want to

Weekend Argus (Saturday Edition) - - FFBEAT -

BUENOS AIRES: Eat­ing pork is at least as ef­fec­tive as pop­ping a Vi­a­gra pill to spice up your sex life, ac­cord­ing to Ar­gentina Pres­i­dent Cristina Kirch­ner, who claims to have tested the the­ory.

“Pork con­sump­tion im­proves sex­ual ac­tiv­ity,” Kirch­ner in­formed a sur­prised gath­er­ing of busi­ness peo­ple at a meet­ing at the pres­i­den­tial palace.

“This is not a small de­tail,” she said at the gath­er­ing to an­nounce a re­duc­tion in the price of pork.

“Be­sides, some nicely grilled pork is much more grat­i­fy­ing than tak­ing Vi­a­gra.”

Kirch­ner said she ate some roasted pork over the week­end with her hus­band, for­mer pres­i­dent Nestor Kirch­ner, at the cou­ple’s re­treat in Ar­gentina’s bu­colic souther n Patag­o­nia re­gion, with “im­pres­sive” re­sults.

“We were in high spir­its the whole week­end.” – Sapa-AFP

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